Nukirk's Dramatics

Because being serious is always overrated. Being tasteless isn't.

Blacker Than Obama... yeah, right. [Comedy]

Just thought to make you smile a bit.. with a Obama Vs. Blagojevich a rap battle.

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Jetta: One of the baddest rappers ever... with the emphasis on bad...

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Years ago, I've seen this girl rapping about... well, what she claims to be her "everyday life". While I don't think she's a full-time rapper, I can clearly say this is still some funny ish. Looking back, I don't know if she was even serious and was just having fun. But, her facial expressions are priceless!

It's from 2006, so keep that in mind.

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Singing "My Way" Can Kill You... Literally...

Sinatra Song Often Strikes Deadly Chord

Jes Aznar for The New York Times

Rodolfo Gregorio, right, at a General Santos karaoke bar. Filipinos, who pride themselves on their singing, may have a lower tolerance for bad singers.

 

Mad TV - Apple iPad

I'm going to post a rant about the Apple iPad between now and Friday, but in the meantime, enjoy the clip of the FIRST people to actually come out with an iPad commercial... WAY before the Apple announced it... back in 2006.

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Remember The Dancing Inmates Who Did Thriller?

Here's a new video by them...

Filipino, Philippines "Dancing Inmates" from Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center (CPDRC), a maximum security prison, were treated to a visit by Michael Jacksons long-time choreographer Travis Payne and dancers Daniel Celebre and Dres Reid to learn performances from THIS IS IT.

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Nigerian Pastor Gets Punked On Live TV (with Fresh Prince & Star Wars)

What happens when you email a pastor who's not up to pop culture references on Live TV?

At least he's got a sense of humor...

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Woman kills lover by sitting on him

Alright... I don't know where to start on this one...

A US woman weighing 136kg has admitted to killing her much smaller boyfriend by sitting on him. 
 
Mia Landingham pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter in the death of Mikal Middleston-Bey, who weighs just 54.4kg, FOX8 News reports.

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Top 6 Smart-Ass Answers...

Was looking thought my email and saw this forward. I figured... hey, let me share this.

SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your
stub."

SMART ASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she
couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

SMART ASS ANSWER #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket.

SMART ASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.

A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead".

Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under
the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.
The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on
his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
gas."


SMART ASS ANSWER #1

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.


"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a
death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"


The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.


When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student,
shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the
exam with your other hand."

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